reasons for drinking vodka....

there are many reasons..listed below...
1.i had turned an investor.....an investor that continuosly invests into the liqour instry to help float the indstry,

2.keepin in mind the no. of labourers that find their employment via distilleries,

3.the moral satisfaction of consuming a product that my fellow brethren might have prepared so painstakingly...

4.it also is a big tribute to the indo -russian friendship....

5.and yeah...it reverses the 1st law of energy that says that energy can neither be created...nor destroyed.....i just created helluva energy in mine belly to blow the top of my room by the choicest expletives against arjun singh...

6. its to us lesser mortals....what somaras was to gods!!!

7. i help eradicate the evil of drinking by finishing as much as i can!!

8. i test my will power by drinking more and challenging my sensory-nervous system that i can withstand alcohol effect...it serves as an important morale booster and gives me psychological edge....(or a psycho edge!@#$@*$)

9. i love it...

10. i love it...

11......hic hic...i love it....